Sunday, January 11, 2009

desert flower in the valley

Actually,this story is not about desert or flower..it's nt have any reltionshp with da title...
once again,please think positve while read this story because it's a positive story k...

once upon a time, there was a married couple who had tried to get a child but they not afford to get one....for secret reason of course...and then a doctor advised them to use other's man's "seed" to get a child.....they agreed...

they went to the hospital and the wife had chose a man to be  donor....the husband went  to buy a coffee.....he said to hs wife...."don't worry, in any minute the donor will come to you k....."

suddenly a man who is a baby photoghrapher with a briefcase came in...he said.."Good mornin mam.My name is XXX.I come to....uhuk..uhuk....ehemmmm......."he didn't finished his sentence due to his cough...  
the wife said.."oh finally you come...i've been waiting for a long time..."with happy face...
"is that true??"XXX ask confusely..."it's good then...i've also made a lot of special-look baby...I mean...."while he talked,the wife intercept his words.

"Oh I know.that's why my hubby and I depending on u now...."the wife said with full of hope.
"please come in and take a seat"....then XXX came in...
the wfe ask,"how can we start our plan?"...
XXX then said.."leave it to me, mam..Usually, i made it in the bath tub,  sometime on the bed..and for some occasions i'll just  did it on the floor...That way is quiet exciting...I'm sure you'll like it..yeah..."

The wife shocked..."bathtub?floor???oh, no wonder it aint workin to me and my hubby.we usually just did it on the bed...."
XXX continued..."The chance to get the best is not 100%....but if we varies our positions..and if i try to shoot from several psitions,for guarantee, u'll like the result."the wife stunted....
XXX said more.."Mam, in my job, one party have to take some time...I like to do inside and outside....I'm sure u dont like it right...."
"no,no...its okayyy wth me..."the wife claimed....

XXX took out several baby's pic from his briefcase...He showed one of them to the wife...."this was made on the bus...he's really cute rite..."said XXX proudly...
the wife shocked..."whut??on the bus???"
XXX showed one more pic....."this twins was unpredicted result...because it's hard to co-operate with their mom...u know..."
the wife confused..."hard to cooperate?"

XXX continued his words..."yeah....it's so hard that I forced to do it in the park...public park...everyone was watching us....to see what we were doing clearly...."
the wife shocked again.."in the park???" 
XXX said"yeah....we had to take about three hour to finish...besides, the mom also screamin and noisy...I cannot concentrate at that time....and then came the squirrels disturbin me..u know...." 

the wife stunted.."what?so the squirrels playin with your "instrument"??"....
XXX continued..."yup...but it's still functionin now....I still can use it...so,lets start....I'll use tripod ok...." 
the wife asked"tripod??for whut??"
XXX said..."owh,i need it to support my "instrument" as it is big and heavy.....you know...somethin like that..."he smiled...... than the wife fainted immediately..... 
XXX shocked...."why she faints???I just want to take her picture......."