OUH!!!

OUH!!! Da lame x post blog...drpada Januari.....

Ak post ny pon sbab bosan kot.....

Xde mende nk bwat...OUH!!!

hahaha...itu saje daripada saye..

tq...

desert flower in the valley

Actually,this story is not about desert or flower..it's nt have any reltionshp with da title...

once again,please think positve while read this story because it's a positive story k...

once upon a time, there was a married couple who had tried to get a child but they not afford to get one....for secret reason of course...and then a doctor advised them to use other's man's "seed" to get a child.....they agreed...

they went to the hospital and the wife had chose a man to be  donor....the husband went  to buy a coffee.....he said to hs wife...."don't worry, in any minute the donor will come to you k....."

suddenly a man who is a baby photoghrapher with a briefcase came in...he said.."Good mornin mam.My name is XXX.I come to....uhuk..uhuk....ehemmmm......."he didn't finished his sentence due to his cough...  

the wife said.."oh finally you come...i've been waiting for a long time..."with happy face...

"is that true??"XXX ask confusely..."it's good then...i've also made a lot of special-look baby...I mean...."while he talked,the wife intercept his words.

"Oh I know.that's why my hubby and I depending on u now...."the wife said with full of hope.

"please come in and take a seat"....then XXX came in...

the wfe ask,"how can we start our plan?"...

XXX then said.."leave it to me, mam..Usually, i made it in the bath tub,  sometime on the bed..and for some occasions i'll just  did it on the floor...That way is quiet exciting...I'm sure you'll like it..yeah..."

The wife shocked..."bathtub?floor???oh, no wonder it aint workin to me and my hubby.we usually just did it on the bed...."

XXX continued..."The chance to get the best is not 100%....but if we varies our positions..and if i try to shoot from several psitions,for guarantee, u'll like the result."the wife stunted....

XXX said more.."Mam, in my job, one party have to take some time...I like to do inside and outside....I'm sure u dont like it right...."

"no,no...its okayyy wth me..."the wife claimed....

XXX took out several baby's pic from his briefcase...He showed one of them to the wife...."this was made on the bus...he's really cute rite..."said XXX proudly...

the wife shocked..."whut??on the bus???"

XXX showed one more pic....."this twins was unpredicted result...because it's hard to co-operate with their mom...u know..."

the wife confused..."hard to cooperate?"

XXX continued his words..."yeah....it's so hard that I forced to do it in the park...public park...everyone was watching us....to see what we were doing clearly...."

the wife shocked again.."in the park???" 

XXX said"yeah....we had to take about three hour to finish...besides, the mom also screamin and noisy...I cannot concentrate at that time....and then came the squirrels disturbin me..u know...." 

the wife stunted.."what?so the squirrels playin with your "instrument"??"....

XXX continued..."yup...but it's still functionin now....I still can use it...so,lets start....I'll use tripod ok...." 

the wife asked"tripod??for whut??"

XXX said..."owh,i need it to support my "instrument" as it is big and heavy.....you know...somethin like that..."he smiled...... than the wife fainted immediately..... 

XXX shocked...."why she faints???I just want to take her picture......."

teka-teki dewasa

maybe u all dah penah dgr teka teki ny...

xpe... kte revise balik buat iktibar....ok....

kalau korg pke negative xpe..mmg lumrah manusia.....

ok...

1) what is the thing, start with 'F' and over with 'K'..we sometime really want it...

and if we don't have it...and we are very desperate..we will cope our desire with our hand....

what is it?

2)one naughty boy are trying to put somethin into a hole..and he try...and try...and still cannot penetrate.....then a woman come to help by lick and lick...and then it ia easier for him to penetrate....guess what he has done?

3) whut r a thing...bile we all masukkan...ianya akan menjadi tegak dan tegang..in english it become very tight...however when we all keluarkan je, it relax (kendur)... 

4)one old man trying to put a "stick" belong to him between two "paha"...then suddenly keluar water yg pekat....ape yg old man 2 tgh buwat?

5)what r a thing..a boy's thing...that when he sleep..'it' will wake up....and when he wake up ,'it' will sleep...for some extent..'it' will wake up even though the boy is wake up..... 

6)what thing that have a hole..a man try to put his lovely finger into it but it refuse...he trying again and and finally his finger can enter deep into the golden hole....

ok time's out

let check the answers

SULIT

SKEMA JAWAPAN

TEKA-TEKI DEWASA KERTAS SATU

Lima Belas Minit

1) FORK ..if we have no fork we use our hand to cope our eat desire...

2)the naughty boy are trying to put a thread into a needle's hole..he can't do it...so a woman that    is his mom help him by licking the thread for him...then he can do it...

3)sock (stoking also acceptable)...when we wear it into our leg...it become tight and tegang...but     when we pull it out of our leg...it will  relax (kendur) 

4)the old man are putting a sugarcane stick into a sugarcane machine (that look like tho 'paha') to make sugarcane juice..

5)of course leg...sometime we can raise our leg on purpose...

6)ring

cerita hantu 14 - part 2

ally menjenguk ke luar tingkap.....bru sbentr td dy mndengar suara mmangilnye.....
suara i2 suara wanita....."ahhh, pasti zhafiah nak kenakan ak ny"....dengus ally sndirian.....
dy pn mneruskan kegiatannye yg terhenti sebentar td.... dy sbnarnye sdg m******* (jgn pke negtive, ally bdak bek).....

ahhhh.....dy sdah pnat......ally terbaring kepenatan.....kali ini tdak lme...setengah minit je...mmg lmah stamina...dy ptut minum powerr root....sdah tiga kali dy repeat.....mmng x lpas.....dy dari tadi cbe untuk berdiri sebelah kaki.....tapi ssah baginye....

tiba-tiba kedengaran lagi suara wanita....
"ally...ally......".
ally naik marah.....
"woi zhafiah....ko jgn men2 ngn ak...lessingg kang bru ko tw....".....
tiba2 telefon nye berdering...zhafiah yang mmbuat panggilan...
"helo ally..ak skang kt as-safas, ko nk psan ape2 x?"
darah ally berdiri tegak....dy trpinga2...jikalau zafiah berada di as-safas, suara spe yg mmnggilnye sbntar td?.....
"x nak ape2 bubye"..ally trus ltak henpon..

dy smakin risau....satunye sbab sok test kalkulusus.....
tpi suare td lbih merisaukannye....dy pn mnutup tlinganya dgn bantal......
tiba2 terasa getaran di tangannye...seperti diurut....
kedengaran lagi suara mmangilnye...
"ally...ally...."

dy pon mnjerit!!! "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
zaziah meluru kedalam bilik ally dan bertanya " kau kenapaa??"
ally jawab..ade suare misteri...
zaziah pon berkata..."apa masalah kau?2 kan nada dering mesej ko...."

CeriTA hanTU 14

Jangan pandang belakang ketika anda membaca cerita ini...

cerita hantu rumah 14

cerita ini berkisarkan saorg budak yang alim bernama aly (mungn bkn nme sbenar). Aly tggl di sebuah rmah bernombor 14.rmah trsbot ade 3 tgkt.bliau tggl di tgkat ketiga.

ceritanya bermula pde suatu mlm di bln oktober di kala mnusia sdg bergumbira mnymbut hari rye...aly duk dlm blknye berseorngan tatkala roomatenye, shahirah dan aminah (bukan nme dalam i/c) sedang bershalat di tgkt bwh. beliau pn loitering berseorngan smbl berbalas pesanan ringkas sms bersama adindanye yg dicintai. 

TIBA-TIBA beliau merasakan ade yg melihat beliau.bliau berpaling ke belakang.tiada apa2 walhal bru sekejap tadi bliau rse lain mcm.lalu untuk lbey sedap dan rangup hati beliau,(penat r gne beliau, gne dia lak r) die pn trus mnuju ke arah lptop aminah lalu mla melayari dunia tanpa sempadan.

Ketika dy surf intrnet, dia pn mmbuka blogger.com di mne beliau ske mmbace cerita org len seperti kisah khidupan dan cerita jiwang.semasa itu hati dy msih x tnteram.lalu dy mla mmbuka lngkah mmbuka laman yg x ptut dibace org brumur18 tahun ke bawah.haaaa ny yg bes nih...

ktika sdg asyik melayari lamn trsebot, tba2 ade trase org mencuit bhunye.tpi prinsip dy jgn pndang belakang mmbuat dy x pandang belakang.cuitan itu menjadi belaian kasih sayang.dy pon tergoda dgn belaian itu lalu pandang blkang.akhirnye beliau nmpak hantu...tamat

p/s: jgn tgk mende x elok sambil tgk belakang