Friday, November 14, 2008

teka-teki dewasa

maybe u all dah penah dgr teka teki ny...
xpe... kte revise balik buat iktibar....ok....
kalau korg pke negative xpe..mmg lumrah manusia.....


ok...
1) what is the thing, start with 'F' and over with 'K'..we sometime really want it...
and if we don't have it...and we are very desperate..we will cope our desire with our hand....
what is it?

2)one naughty boy are trying to put somethin into a hole..and he try...and try...and still cannot penetrate.....then a woman come to help by lick and lick...and then it ia easier for him to penetrate....guess what he has done?

3) whut r a thing...bile we all masukkan...ianya akan menjadi tegak dan tegang..in english it become very tight...however when we all keluarkan je, it relax (kendur)... 

4)one old man trying to put a "stick" belong to him between two "paha"...then suddenly keluar water yg pekat....ape yg old man 2 tgh buwat?

5)what r a thing..a boy's thing...that when he sleep..'it' will wake up....and when he wake up ,'it' will sleep...for some extent..'it' will wake up even though the boy is wake up..... 

6)what thing that have a hole..a man try to put his lovely finger into it but it refuse...he trying again and and finally his finger can enter deep into the golden hole....


ok time's out
let check the answers








SULIT

SKEMA JAWAPAN
TEKA-TEKI DEWASA KERTAS SATU

Lima Belas Minit

1) FORK ..if we have no fork we use our hand to cope our eat desire...

2)the naughty boy are trying to put a thread into a needle's hole..he can't do it...so a woman that    is his mom help him by licking the thread for him...then he can do it...

3)sock (stoking also acceptable)...when we wear it into our leg...it become tight and tegang...but     when we pull it out of our leg...it will  relax (kendur) 

4)the old man are putting a sugarcane stick into a sugarcane machine (that look like tho 'paha') to make sugarcane juice..

5)of course leg...sometime we can raise our leg on purpose...

6)ring

Monday, November 10, 2008

cerita hantu 14 - part 2

ally menjenguk ke luar tingkap.....bru sbentr td dy mndengar suara mmangilnye.....
suara i2 suara wanita....."ahhh, pasti zhafiah nak kenakan ak ny"....dengus ally sndirian.....
dy pn mneruskan kegiatannye yg terhenti sebentar td.... dy sbnarnye sdg m******* (jgn pke negtive, ally bdak bek).....

ahhhh.....dy sdah pnat......ally terbaring kepenatan.....kali ini tdak lme...setengah minit je...mmg lmah stamina...dy ptut minum powerr root....sdah tiga kali dy repeat.....mmng x lpas.....dy dari tadi cbe untuk berdiri sebelah kaki.....tapi ssah baginye....

tiba-tiba kedengaran lagi suara wanita....
"ally...ally......".
ally naik marah.....
"woi zhafiah....ko jgn men2 ngn ak...lessingg kang bru ko tw....".....
tiba2 telefon nye berdering...zhafiah yang mmbuat panggilan...
"helo ally..ak skang kt as-safas, ko nk psan ape2 x?"
darah ally berdiri tegak....dy trpinga2...jikalau zafiah berada di as-safas, suara spe yg mmnggilnye sbntar td?.....
"x nak ape2 bubye"..ally trus ltak henpon..

dy smakin risau....satunye sbab sok test kalkulusus.....
tpi suare td lbih merisaukannye....dy pn mnutup tlinganya dgn bantal......
tiba2 terasa getaran di tangannye...seperti diurut....
kedengaran lagi suara mmangilnye...
"ally...ally...."

dy pon mnjerit!!! "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
zaziah meluru kedalam bilik ally dan bertanya " kau kenapaa??"
ally jawab..ade suare misteri...
zaziah pon berkata..."apa masalah kau?2 kan nada dering mesej ko...."